Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Evening Journal: May 2026








Let us help our Great Leader
(the greatest, just ask anyone)
get his picture where it needs to be
while he builds The United States of Trumplandia


05/01/2026





Did you ever get the feeling
that one day soon Fox News
will do all their broadcasting
from their Oval Office studio?

05/02/2026




From couch to kitchen 
standing and calmly waiting
for reasons return 

05/06/2026





In The Age of A.I., "Trust, but verify."


While viewing social media videos of wise old farmers 
explaining the best time to eat avocados and bananas
I soon realized I had stopped listening to their message
and was counting how many fingers they had on each hand.


05/07/2026





I am old enough to remember

being young enough to think

I would never become old enough to say

“I am old enough to remember.” 


05/11/2026







Take the dust jackets 
off any two books and be reminded 
that under our flashy covers
only the stories are different


05/12/2026




55 incoherent late night social media posts–
proof that ‘identifying the giraffe’ falls a bit short
as the mental acuity benchmark for a person 
with codes for the red button.


05/13/2026


                      Photo: Dianne Woods



The selfless act
of giving to others
will always make
our true colors shine 


05/18/2026




Storm the Capitol
go to jail
get a pardon 
as a ‘patriot’
and a promised 
reparations check
from the federal treasury

47’s perfect plan 
to make taxpayers fund
the insurrection he incited

but they shouldn’t expect 
a check anytime soon
because that money is funding 
golden toilets for his six-story ballroom

maybe then the Red Hats 
will realize they’ve been duped
and we are all paying for it

– Donald Trump creates the $1.76 billion dollar 'Anti-Weaponization Fund'

​05/20/2026 



Terms Limits for Congress, Mandatory Retirement Age


A third of the U.S. Senate chamber 
is currently in their 70s, 80s, or 90s.

The average U.S. Senator (65) 
is nearly three decades older 
than the median American citizen (38)
they are writing laws for.

When Chuck Grassley (R-IA, 91) 
was first elected to public office
NASA had not been created.

Hal Rogers (R-KY, 88) 
and Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC, 88)
are older than the Golden Gate Bridge
and the ballpoint pen.

So how should we expect these elected officials
to comprehend and help govern
anything like the Artificial Intelligence
that easily produced this information?


05/25/2026





Looks like Orange Julius

created the perfect plan

for repurposing his former Tesla car lot


The circus will be coming to town

to perform for the elites 

while distracting the peasants 

from $6.00 gasoline


Sadly 

it makes perfect sense 

that the circus found this location

as the appropriate place to pitch their tent


–Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) at The White House
June 14, 2026

05/27/2026





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