–view from the 3rd floor
UCSF Mission Bay Campus
05/29/2026
–view from the 3rd floor
UCSF Mission Bay Campus
05/29/2026
05/01/2026
05/02/2026
05/06/2026
In The Age of A.I., "Trust, but verify."
05/07/2026
I am old enough to remember
being young enough to think
I would never become old enough to say
“I am old enough to remember.”
05/11/2026
05/12/2026
05/13/2026
Photo: Dianne Woods
05/18/2026
Terms Limits for Congress, Mandatory Retirement Age
05/25/2026
Looks like Orange Julius
created the perfect plan
for repurposing his former Tesla car lot
05/30/2026
05/31/2026
-Markwayne Mullin appointed as Secretary of Homeland Security
04/01/2026
04/02/2026
“Our great ships are in the Gulf of Mexico, ready to strike Tehran.”
“We have a new weapon. Nobody knows about it. I shouldn't tell you, but the Iranians already know because they saw it in their dreams.”
“The war is over, a beautiful peace... also, we doubled the bombing tonight.”
–Donald J. Trump
04/11/2026
—creating song demos with Artificial Intelligence Music Generators
04/13/2006
I was thinking I might start
a new political action committee—
The AFO (Atheists for Leo)
He’s from Chicago
so he knows how to handle
a loudmouth from Queens
and his outfits are impeccable.
04/17/2026
This morning's realization came
after reading a headline about him
and I couldn't remember the day I stopped saying
"That can't be true."
04/22/2026
Got to my gig last night, set up my drums, then went up to the bar to get a pre-game adult beverage. The TV screens behind the bar were showing the chaos from the Washington Press Corps Dinner. When I asked the guy sitting next to me what happened, he turned to me slowly (I think he'd been there a while) and said, "They missed him again.”
Washington Press Corps Dinner, 04/25/2026
“The radicals on the left are the problem, and they’re vicious and they’re horrible.”
— Donald Trump, 09/12/2025
“Open the fucking Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell.”
— Donald Trump, 04/05/026
“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
— Donald Trump, 04/07/2026
“Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His words are corrosive and deepen the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.”
— Melania Trump, 04/27/2026
04/28/2026
Perhaps the new U.S. passport
might help expedite the international travel process–
when travelers are asked, "Reason for visit?"
they can simply point and say, "Asylum."
04/30/2026
The leader who erects monuments
to celebrate himself in this life
will watch helplessly from the next
as his dubious legacy brings them down
03/02/2026
A tyrannical theocratic supreme leader
killed by a distant fascist oligarch
in the name of democracy and freedom
to justify a ‘war of choice’
03/04/2026
I hope this means her f-ing commercials
will stop invading the nightly news
to wage war with my 5:00pm
Attitude Adjustment Sessions
03/05/2026
A marauding herd has begun a holy war crusade
using their troops as kindling for a mythical signal fire
in a land with three thousand years of experience in watching
theological hubris get buried in the sand
03/09/2026
I consider you one of the greatest tools
our species has ever produced
but remember to check my results—
Ken Owen is human and can make mistakes
—a note to AI
03/10/2026
One of the more noteworthy milestones
on your retirement resume is when
you give your sweat pants a promotion
with a new title of “House Pants”
03/27/2026
“Excessive, illogical, and unrealistic.”
During negotiations to end the war
it became unclear if the Iranian government
was describing the U.S. terms for a cease fire
or the person who drafted them
03/31/2026
Ken Owen Van Niddy Press