Let us help our Great Leader
(the greatest, just ask anyone)
get his picture where it needs to be
while he builds The United States of Trumplandia
(the greatest, just ask anyone)
get his picture where it needs to be
while he builds The United States of Trumplandia
05/01/2026
Did you ever get the feeling
that one day soon Fox News
will do all their broadcasting
from their Oval Office studio?
that one day soon Fox News
will do all their broadcasting
from their Oval Office studio?
05/02/2026
From couch to kitchen
standing and calmly waiting
for reasons return
standing and calmly waiting
for reasons return
05/06/2026
In The Age of A.I., "Trust, but verify."
While viewing social media videos of wise old farmers
explaining the best time to eat avocados and bananas
I soon realized I had stopped listening to their message
and was counting how many fingers they had on each hand.
explaining the best time to eat avocados and bananas
I soon realized I had stopped listening to their message
and was counting how many fingers they had on each hand.
05/07/2026
I am old enough to remember
being young enough to think
I would never become old enough to say
“I am old enough to remember.”
05/11/2026
Take the dust jackets
off any two books and be reminded
that under our flashy covers
only the stories are different
off any two books and be reminded
that under our flashy covers
only the stories are different
05/12/2026
55 incoherent late night social media posts–
proof that ‘identifying the giraffe’ falls a bit short
as the mental acuity benchmark for a person
with codes for the red button.
proof that ‘identifying the giraffe’ falls a bit short
as the mental acuity benchmark for a person
with codes for the red button.
05/13/2026
Photo: Dianne Woods
The selfless act
of giving to others
will always make
our true colors shine
of giving to others
will always make
our true colors shine
05/18/2026
Storm the Capitol
go to jail
get a pardon
as a ‘patriot’
and a promised
reparations check
from the federal treasury
go to jail
get a pardon
as a ‘patriot’
and a promised
reparations check
from the federal treasury
47’s perfect plan
to make taxpayers fund
the insurrection he incited
but they shouldn’t expect
a check anytime soon
because that money is funding
golden toilets for his six-story ballroom
maybe then the Red Hats
will realize they’ve been duped
and we are all paying for it
– Donald Trump creates the $1.76 billion dollar 'Anti-Weaponization Fund'
05/20/2026
Terms Limits for Congress, Mandatory Retirement Age
A third of the U.S. Senate chamber
is currently in their 70s, 80s, or 90s.
is currently in their 70s, 80s, or 90s.
The average U.S. Senator (65)
is nearly three decades older
than the median American citizen (38)
they are writing laws for.
When Chuck Grassley (R-IA, 91)
was first elected to public office
NASA had not been created.
Hal Rogers (R-KY, 88)
and Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC, 88)
are older than the Golden Gate Bridge
and the ballpoint pen.
So how should we expect these elected officials
to comprehend and help govern
anything like the Artificial Intelligence
that easily produced this information?
05/25/2026
Looks like Orange Julius
created the perfect plan
for repurposing his former Tesla car lot
The circus will be coming to town
to perform for the elites
while distracting the peasants
from $6.00 gasoline
to perform for the elites
while distracting the peasants
from $6.00 gasoline
Sadly
it makes perfect sense
that the circus found this location
as the appropriate place to pitch their tent
it makes perfect sense
that the circus found this location
as the appropriate place to pitch their tent
–Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) at The White House
June 14, 2026
June 14, 2026
05/27/2026
4 line poems–
my concession
to the attention deficit
of readers and writers
my concession
to the attention deficit
of readers and writers
05/28/2026
Throughout the cosmos
none of this matters
a high probability
none of this matters
a high probability
05/29/2026
Sleep fast approaching
trying hard to close my book—
tomorrow’s poems
trying hard to close my book—
tomorrow’s poems
05/30/2026
