The leader who erects monuments
to celebrate himself in this life
will watch helplessly from the next
as his dubious legacy brings them down
03/02/2026
A tyrannical theocratic supreme leader
killed by a distant fascist oligarch
in the name of democracy and freedom
to justify a ‘war of choice’
03/04/2026
I hope this means her f-ing commercials
will stop invading the nightly news
to wage war with my 5:00pm
Attitude Adjustment Sessions
03/05/2026
A marauding herd has begun a holy war crusade
using their troops as kindling for a mythical signal fire
in a land with three thousand years of experience in watching
theological hubris get buried in the sand
03/09/2026
I consider you one of the greatest tools
our species has ever produced
but remember to check my results—
Ken Owen is human and can make mistakes
—a note to AI
03/10/2026
One of the more noteworthy milestones
on your retirement resume is when
you give your sweat pants a promotion
with a new title of “House Pants”
03/27/2026
“Excessive, illogical, and unrealistic.”
During negotiations to end the war
it became unclear if the Iranian government
was describing the U.S. terms for a cease fire
or the person who drafted them
03/31/2026
Ken Owen Van Niddy Press
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