Death flies past your door while you reassess your life--- Sheltering in Place. The freedom to yell "Back up, you mother fucker!"--- Social Distancing. Pandemic removes self medicating stigma--- Stay at Home Drinking. Mental inventory every trip to the fridge--- Disaster Ready. Hoarding essentials: booze, toilet paper, Clorox--- Panicked mob shopping. Unseen enemy steals things taken for granted--- Corona Virus.