Thursday, January 15, 2026

Silence in the Hallowed Halls

 

Let them sit there

quietly steeping in their own cowardice

so that history may know them

as traitors to the dream


Let them carry forever

the stain of their inaction

complicit in their silence

enabling fears never thought possible


Let them watch

while the people who have seen

the consequence of neglect 

rise up emboldened with the duty 

of securing their freedoms



-inspired by the 119th Congress, 2nd Session, 2026




Ken Owen    January 2026

Van Niddy Press

Monday, January 12, 2026

Clown Car: 'Sphere of Influence' World Tour 2026


Lead Singer: Donald Trump
Heavily medicated, bloated, must be physically directed toward the mic; makes up forgotten lyrics when not falling asleep; known for incendiary tirades: “What city am I in?” This place is a dump. I’m gonna tear it down and build a magnificent ballroom!”…then soils himself.

Lead Guitar: JD Vance
Petulant and grumpy; waiting for his solo career while stuck in the shadows; not allowed to manage the lead singer’s medication (yet); rumored to be lip syncing to pre-recorded tracks once used during his one-woman drag show.

Keyboards: Marco Rubio
Learning to read music during performances with a keyboard that isn’t plugged in; known to give signals to stage crew when diaper change seems imminent.

Bass: Pete Hegseth
Hopes his matinee idol looks will land him an audition for the lead in The Reagan biopic; interviews all women allowed backstage; must be repeatedly told what his instrument does (usually not plugged in, he thinks it’s an automatic weapon); needs reminders not to tweet the set lists to the press before the show starts.

Drums: Stephen Miller
Heavy Metal drummer, 34-piece drum kit, triple bass drums; refuses to let the band perform a love song; plays while wearing a long-sleeved shirt to hide various Third Reich tattoos; consistently overheard at rehearsals saying, “The beat is what I say it is, no exceptions!”; indifferent to the other players; uses no monitors on stage.

Harmony Singer: Pam Bondi
Recent replacement for Marjorie Taylor Greene (removed from the tour after suffering delusions from overdosing on ‘blue pills’ before a show); known for her slick yet biting delivery; carries out her tight harmonies with the lead singer’s howling like an executive order.

Manager: Steve Bannon
First seen promoting bikini mud wrestling shows; keen business sense; gets the band gigs by convincing venue owners his team can check the citizenship status of all concession workers at no extra charge.

Booking Agent: Tulsi Gabbard
Specializes in booking gigs at high-security venues in Moscow and Damascus; tells the promoter they’ll open with the song ‘Peace Train’ when their opening number is really “War Pigs.”

Tour PR Lead: Karoline Leavitt
Former Mary Kay ‘Platinum’ Rep; rumors that she purchased her entire wardrobe from a Tammy Faye Bakker estate sale have never been substantiated.

Tour Doctor: Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Doses the entire band and crew with psychotropic mushrooms and ‘male virility rituals’ before every performance; has banned Tylenol and bottled water backstage.

Backstage Hostess: Lauren Boebert
Manages the VIP Lounge; though well known for adding her ‘personal touch’ to events, she currently has no access to Lead Singer’s dressing room (asked too many questions while reviewing old guest lists).

Tour Pet Care: Kristi Noem 
Known for her love of well behaved animals; can walk (and return with) all 3 band dogs without incident; recently assisted one senior band pet in their ‘retirement’ to a local farm.

Tour Bus Driver: Kash Patel
Promoted to Lead Driver for a bus with no brakes 3 weeks after receiving his learner’s permit; allowed to use the bus for ‘date nights’ as long as he brings home special fans for the lead singer; claims taking the bus to a private island for personal concerts never happened.


Clown Car
‘Sphere of Influence’ Tour 2026
Coming to a City Near You!
(whether you like it or not)



Ken Owen     January 2026
Van Niddy Press




Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Evening Journal: January 2026

 

Defining our chaos with the day’s headlines:

“Congressman Goes Home, Complains ‘Nothing’s Going On’”

“U.S. Strikes Venezuela, Kidnaps Leader”

Exporting our governmental dysfunction to those less fortunate


01/03/2026



Clown Car

Our worst nightmare has become reality:  

unqualified, deranged clowns 

driving our nation towards a cliff 

while tweeting on their phones


01/08/2026



Clown Car Road Trip

The first stop on this year’s 

‘Sphere of Influence’ Tour:

Imperialist Hegemony in Venezuela

Pay-Per-View ticket sales in Greenland are brisk


01/10/2026



We age in haste and distraction  

until the day we realize

‘Make Every Day Count’

should have always been our credo

 

01/12/2026



WARNING:

Protesting despotic theocracies abroad

shall be viewed as acts of heroic patriotism

while doing the same thing here

shall be viewed as acts of domestic terrorism


01/14/2026



She smiled at her would-be assailant and said 


“That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.”


making her final earthly act

a refusal to validate unchecked authority


-in remembrance of Renee Good  01/07/2026

Sunday, December 14, 2025

Walter the Tree

 

We are now the proud owners of a Christmas tree named Walter.


We named him after the nice gent who helped us by cutting a couple of inches from Walter’s base so he’d have good posture. That sounds more drastic than it is; Walter the Tree never complained. Walter the Tree, standing 4 feet tall prior to the operation and now 3’ 10”, cost us $70. We brought him home and decorated him in the traditional way with lights and various colored ornaments.

This morning, while drinking my first cup of coffee, I asked Walter the Tree: “At $70, should I consider you an economic indicator?”

Standing upright with perfect posture on the dining table, looking utterly transformed in the role some would say he was born to play, Walter the Tree offered no answer.

I then began to study the ornaments the House Stage Designer had chosen for Walter’s costume. Walter the Tree had gone from a simple yet splendid, all-natural and eco-friendly forest green coat, and was now adorned with ornaments and lights representing many different themes: nature (birds), sports (team logos), high fashion (small glittery high heel shoes), the universe (stars), fantasy (mermaids), and the heavens (angels) to name a few. Given the numerous possibilities of wardrobes, I wondered if this is what Walter the Tree spent his life dreaming he would look like when he finally reached the big stage. Was he now feeling underdressed, overdressed, or was his true nature being misrepresented? It was early morning, and it looked to me as if he was still attempting to get into character, so I didn't bother to ask him.

Walter the Tree played the first night of his two week run here, which was technically a dress rehearsal, by practicing the acceptance of his fate with a stoic and regal repose which I found quite admirable. Walter the Tree, it seems, is a consummate professional. At $70 for all 3’ 10” of him, I’d expect nothing less.



Ken Owen December 2025

Van Niddy Press

Saturday, December 6, 2025

Notes on ‘The American Revolution’ by Ken Burns

 

I have encountered a growing number of people viewing the latest Ken Burns documentary, The American Revolution, who share a common realization: at many points, we find ourselves saying, “I didn't know that!”

Though personally disappointed by the extent of my historical ignorance, I quickly reflected on my own days in public schools. I realized exposing young junior high or high school students to anything but the most cursory detail on historical events would amount to an exercise in futility with a captive but uninterested audience. We fought England for our independence; Paul Revere; the Tea Party; we won. End of lesson.

Yet, as we begin to understand the gravity of the current administration’s efforts to suppress facts about our nation’s history that do not meet their political agenda, I hope we are collectively ready to learn the important lessons we were not told—at a time when we would not have listened or cared.

Mr. Burns’ wonderful work not only gives us the opportunity to realize and value the great efforts it took to codify our rights and freedoms, but comes at a time when these foundational achievements are being systematically ignored and eroded, alongside the Rule of Law and our constitutional checks on authority.

Learning our history will make us better citizens, which is the only path left to helping us “to form a more perfect union.”


Civis 

December 2025

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Evening Journal: December 2025

 

I felt no cause to mourn

the death of the American penny

after carrying the same $5 bill in my wallet 

for the last 3 months


but I worry what the street musician 

without a QR code on his tip jar

will do when paper currency

finally becomes extinct


12/03/2025



* Open House *


It is said that 

The White House currently holds

no books of poetry, no family pets, no roses in the garden

only excessive gildings in every room


It is also said

that you can tell a great deal

about the current occupant of a property

by their choices in decor and remodeling


12/04/2025



Nothing elicits instant panic 

like inadvertently clicking 

on a random Facebook advertisement 

now destined to deliver you unwanted ads 

for the foreseeable future


12/14/2025



The howling midnight winds

quickly reminded me 

we are never too old to pull the blankets 

up over our heads


12/24/2025



I hope never to lose 

my childlike fascination when witnessing 

the beauty of a gentle spring shower

and the power of a violent winter storm


12/26/2025



Thursday, November 27, 2025

A Morning Cup of Tea

 

When I make my partner’s 
morning cup of tea each day
and methodically dip the bag 
in and out of the water 
which, I have learned 
is a very import part 
of the preparation ritual


I seem to brew 

a stream of memories 

of the old neighborhood

from when I was a small boy


My best friend’s father

a stout, pink-cheeked Irishman

perched on his stool at the kitchen counter

home from his work of driving a cement mixer

talking with one of the fathers of the neighborhood

in his white newsboy cap, blue denim work shirt

black Ben Davis jeans and the slightest hint 

of a pencil-thin mustache


and since no one in my house drank tea

I became intrigued by such a manly figure

gently performing the preparation ritual 

of methodically dipping his tea bag 

repeatedly into the hot water


while his wife prepared dinner

in a flower patterned apron, hair slightly disheveled  

and scolded us boys for running through the house

and stealing all her spoons so we could 

dig holes in the back yard that would go 

all the way to China


Now all these years later

while I struggle to remember 

the smallest of daily details

I can easily recall these childhood memories 

as they gently drift up to me in the steam 

from a morning cup of tea



- dedicated to the memory of Ed and Margaret (Peggy) McGill