Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Evening Journal: March 2026

 

The leader who erects monuments 

to celebrate himself in this life 

will watch helplessly from the next 

as his dubious legacy brings them down


03/02/2026



A tyrannical theocratic supreme leader

killed by a distant fascist oligarch

in the name of democracy and freedom

to justify a ‘war of choice’


03/04/2026



I hope this means her f-ing commercials 

will stop invading the nightly news 

to wage war with my 5:00pm 

Attitude Adjustment Sessions


03/05/2026



A marauding herd has begun a holy war crusade 

using their troops as kindling for a mythical signal fire

in a land with three thousand years of experience in watching 

theological hubris get buried in the sand 


03/09/2026



I consider you one of the greatest tools

our species has ever produced

but remember to check my results—

Ken Owen is human and can make mistakes


—a note to AI

03/10/2026